BOYS

Get all ticked off at where they sit for breakfast, lunch and dinner… but when they see me pulling their firetruck along with the vacuum cord (by accident) they grin from ear to ear.

Will pummel each other all day long and no real tears come… but when Molly hits them? They act like it hurts so bad.

Will leave their room a disaster until told to pick it up… but refuse to eat off a fork someone else used.

Will dirty, break and tear toys any toy in no time… but a $1 four pack of squirt guns? Gotta be the best thing in the world.

Won’t use a Kleenex or ‘wipe’ all the way… but will happily go pee in the woods.

Will get out every single marker, crayon and colored pencil you own… but will only color for 4 minutes (and leave the mess).

Won’t smile for family pictures… but will give a big grin when they fart.

Insist that their clothes and pajamas match, but will go around all day with food on their face.

These are just a few – when I get GIRLS figured out, I’ll enlighten you on them too…