Recent Interviews

In a recent interview (tonight) I asked the following questions. These answers are word for word, the answers I received:

State your name: “Jack”
Have you ever skipped school? “Yes, because I was sick.”
Have you ever been to Canada? “No.”
Have you ever been to Europe? “No.”
Have you ever been to Florida? “Yes, in the Villages.”
Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? “What does that mean?”

Have you ever laughed so hard a drink came out of your nose? “Probably water or pop.”
Have you ever danced your heart out? “You never wanna do that!”
Have you ever blown bubbles? “Yeah, lots of times.”
Have you ever sat outside in the rain? “Umm, I think one time.”
What is your favorite drink? “That would be milk.”
If you could be any animal, what would it be? “I would not be a bug cause people squish them… I’d be a lion.”
Ever been on tv? “of course not, I’m a kid!”
What is your favorite movie? “Madagascar 2”
Favorite dessert? “Mmmm… chocolate soldiers like we ate after lunch today” (they were actually nutcracker chocolates)
Name something you love. “My B”
Favorite number? “160”
What is your favorite smell? “Candles”
How do you relax? “a fan blowing in my hair so I can just sit down and relax.”
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? “Texas.”
What is your favorite pastime? “to sit with you and Mikie.”
What is your latest obsession? “riding my bike.”

In a separate interview, this individual was asked some of the same and some different questions…

State your name: “Mike”
Have you ever skipped school? “Yes,when I’m sick.”
Have you ever been to Canada? “Umm no.”
Have you ever been to Europe? “No.”
Have you ever been to Florida? “Yes.
Where? “at a Mexico restaurant.”
Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? “no”
Have you ever laughed so hard a drink came out of your nose? “No.”
Have you ever blown bubbles? “No, oh I mean yes.”
What is your favorite drink? “Sprite.”
If you could be any animal, what would it be? “Dog… because I want to.”
What is your favorite movie? “the movie Cars”
Favorite dessert? “cookies.”
Name something you love. “Madagascar 2”
What is your favorite smell? “Apples”
How do you relax? “Umm, with my ankles.”
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? “In a mirror.”
What is your favorite holiday? “Halloween.”
What is your latest obsession? “I don’t know.”
What is your favorite thing to do? “swim in a pool.”

At no point, was the following individual interviewed. These answers are purely from a mom’s standpoint.


State your name: “Molly”
Have you ever skipped school? “What’s school?”
Have you ever been to Florida? “Yes, some old fart place but I didn’t mind cause I slept all day like they do.”
Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? “Huh?”
Have you ever laughed so hard a drink came out of your nose? “Maybe formula?”
Have you ever danced your heart out? “I love to boogie!”
Have you ever blown bubbles? “I used to all the time when I was pooping.”
Have you ever sat outside in the rain? “Only if I was stuck in the stroller.”
What is your favorite drink? “Warm water mixed with apple juice.”
If you could be any animal, what would it be? “a monkey, cause I like to climb all the time.”
What is your favorite movie? “I don’t sit long enough to watch anything.”
Favorite dessert? “M&M’s.
Name something you love. “Bean dog aka Bee ba”
What is your favorite smell? “Momma”
How do you relax? “by sucking my thumb.”
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? “being a sweet, loving pre-teen!.”
What is your favorite pastime? “to repeatedly call out “Momma”
What is your latest obsession? “taking toothbrushes out of the bathroom and chewing on all of them, no matter who’s they are.”