I had to copy and paste these from my pal Beth. She is SO FREAKING funny! She had this on Facebook yesterday:
A few truths about deer hunting:
1. Hunting clothes are NOT slimming.
2. A squirrel sounds like an elephant when you're listening for deer.
3. If squirrels were deer, you'd have a freezer full of venison.
4. You must not eat or drink too much while hunting. (bathroom issue)...
5. No matter how much makeup you wear, your nose will turn red.
6. ANYTHING in the woods can look like a deer if you stare at it long enough.
She is a hunter! The only chick I know who can pull it off and look cute! HA! So rare!